Today, So after my long and hard job search I landed two jobs... - FML

Anonymous - 27/09/2020 07:27

Today, So after my long and hard job search I landed two jobs in one day so after telling my current boss to kiss my butt i got ready for the first job I got into a car accident otw there totaling my car and the other drivers car (not my fault btw) so now I’m unemployed and I don’t have a car now FML

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