Miscellaneous Today, I was marked down on my final class presentation for going... - FML

anonymous - 29/04/2016 14:58 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, I was marked down on my final class presentation for going over the time limit. Why did I go over? Because the teacher kept asking me questions. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

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Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law, who I love to bits and also work with, came into my office, so I greeted her with our usual, “What now, you old bat?” expecting the usual, “Cost estimates, you cheeky young bleeder.” It wasn’t her, it was the company owner. My mandatory sensitivity training starts Thursday. FML

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Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML

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Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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