Today, I was finishing my woodwork project (building a phone... - FML

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By Shaking my head - 14/10/2018 08:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was finishing my woodwork project (building a phone docking station) that I’ve hated working on the last few months. I just had to use a clamp to spend two minutes touching up the wood before finishing, when I crushed the electrical component of the dock in the clamp. It’s useless now. FML

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