Today I realized I will never hear back from my first love...... - FML

Anonymous - 27/11/2019 05:55

Today I realized I will never hear back from my first love... after two years together, he ghosted me and start dating a 17 year old (he's 20). Last message I have from his says "I love you so much, babe" FML

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