Animals Today, I ordered my first drawing tablet; something I've been... - FML

AbbytheMacaroni - 20/04/2016 15:31 - United States - Fort Benning

Today, I ordered my first drawing tablet; something I've been wanting and saving up for for the last 6 years. After being told it was finally going to be delivered, I walk out into the living room to find my chewed up laptop cord in my dog's mouth. I need the laptop to use the tablet. FML.

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