Intimacy Today, I dropped a folded up piece of paper in class, the student... - FML

kristadc - 10/03/2016 22:01 - United States - Bad Axe

Today, I dropped a folded up piece of paper in class, the student next to me picked it up and handed it to me. The teacher saw this and yelled at us for passing notes, she then snatched it out of my hands and read it to the class. It was a sexual letter from my boyfriend. FML

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