Today despite following all my doctors advice concerning my thyroid... - FML

Anonymous - 22/05/2019 17:59

Today despite following all my doctors advice concerning my thyroid condition and despite a strict diet and exercise I am now so fat my husband has to lift my belly flab out of the way so we can have sex, so as you can imagine we’ve not had a lot of sex in the past year, or likely anytime soon FML

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Today, I came out to my parents. Now my dad only refers to me as "Nancy Boy", and not in a nice way, that’s if he even bothers to speak to me at all. Mostly he just pretends I don’t exist. FML

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Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

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Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

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Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML

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Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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