Miscellaneous Today, I was out with someone I hadn't seen in awhile at a restaurant.... - FML

brothernotboyfriend - 03/03/2016 22:07 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I was out with someone I hadn't seen in awhile at a restaurant. We were catching up when a girl stormed over, screaming that he was a cheater. She grabbed me by the hair and started slapping me while he and other customers tried to pull her off. He's my brother and they went on one date. FML.

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