Intimacy Today, I realized in the car driving home on a two hour trip... - FML

Fafa - 15/02/2016 04:04 - United States - Madison

Today, I realized in the car driving home on a two hour trip that I had just typed my English essay in German because my dad was talking to his german mom. It was supposed to be about Hawaii and it was in German. That essay was our exam grade. I turned it in, online, and got a 0. FML

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