Love Today, I found out that my long distance boyfriend of 7 years... - FML

DozRzz - 01/04/2016 22:17 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I found out that my long distance boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with another woman for six and a half of those years. They have two kids and a house and they are getting married next month. When I confronted him he said he "didn't mean " FML

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