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Dead calculator - 06/05/2016 21:49 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I failed a calculator maths test. Why? Because when the test started, my calculator stopped working, and the person sat next to me refused to let me burrow one of his four spare calculators. FML

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Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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Today, my close friend messaged me, asking if she could still move in. I don't remember the conversation we had saying that she could move in in the first place. I live in a one bedroom apartment. I have no idea what to say. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role play. I chose a sexy naughty nun's outfit, complete with head cover, thigh-high stockings and crotchless panties. I guess my outfit was a little too convincing, because he couldn’t get it up. Thanks Catholic guilt. FML

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Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

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