Troubling Anonymous - 15/12/2010 00:00 - United Kingdom Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML 28 494 23 306
lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML 36 699 5 407