•
•
•

iJason

0

0

0

1

1027

7

Oxnard, USA
36
Wednesday 15 March 1989

Ijason

myspace url: myspace.com/hecandance

Ijason -

Ijason -

Ijason

lovers5201

whoahhh

Huzlers

XZoTic_TB

Fuaaad1994

badbitch23

swampbaby9...

abby1212

fishingfor...

senor_octu...

tonjuu

miianah1

Huzlers

Ijason

Ijason

fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

166 806

13 716

Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

155 997

16 239

Too close to home

WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

84 866

4 801

It wasn't me

weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

52 942

15 687

nojob - 07/05/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML

50 167

4 476