jake - 12/08/2014 10:21 - Australia - Sydney
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marcranger - 11/08/2014 23:40 - United States - Denver
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you ripped them off ages ago - 17/08/2014 06:15 - United Kingdom - Derby
not a dick-man - 12/08/2014 17:05 - Canada - Victoria
Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.