dedaumiersmith

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

4
Comments

220
Visits

65
Favorites

Santa Cruz, USA
37 years-old
Thursday 06 October 1988
Not specified

A propos de Dedaumiersmith

Not specified

Dedaumiersmith - Followers

Dedaumiersmith - Followed

Dedaumiersmith's page visits

lovers5201

KathrinLor...

satanicmin...

Fucked!

Dedaumiersmith's FML badges

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Dedaumiersmith's favorite FMLs

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

agreeclassic 92 078

vote type 1 20 424

By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

agreeclassic 48 668

vote type 1 211 488

Hello Zoe

By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

agreeclassic 90 294

vote type 1 16 662

By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

agreeclassic 31 976

vote type 1 115 447

By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

agreeclassic 35 470

vote type 1 149 845