hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML 30 787 2 897
Steven Tyler over here Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:37 - Australia - Lane Cove Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall…" Before I could say "…asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML 69 640 16 035