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Philly bioottcchh, Well the one I wish I was in is Memphis, Tennessee!!! <3
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Wednesday 25 October 1995

Nezquick

Well I'm in a great relationship, I'm insane love to laugh and have fun, have a great sence of humor, love maken my friends and others I might not even know laugh. Life isn't worth wasting, so live, drops the bullshit, and have fun! Laugh. Live. Love. Don't be afraid to let go and take risks...

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Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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Nic - - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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