ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML 13 763 56 800
Lost in the sauce klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML 25 387 5 634