hard - 09/08/2010 07:07 - Canada Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML 45 730 5 836
Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML 26 028 2 928
Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML 33 032 6 795