Yummy

By kjmsit - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

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redbluegreen 40

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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ChefBoy6382 0

always thaw your meat on the bottom shelf...

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ozymandias_fml 0

#71 or on a plate...

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justxdream 0

#4: if she was a vegetarian, she probably wouldn't have steak in her fridge.

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SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Well it's better than eating raw cow dick on mars...

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riotshields 4

Ewww, that's SO gross! FYL, indeed!

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Zepp_fml 0

YDI! MEAT IS MURDER! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL WHILE THE ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN!

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ZuRG_fml 7

#31, gravity -> dripping -> e. coli cross-contamination trumps "zones"

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