Sex and Intimacy: You've tried this before, right? - FML

You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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xGet_Over_It 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 5:38

what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?

wags883 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:29

my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

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longcat 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:05

I agree with 21

sparkey0127 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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WeanedOnMethane 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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DynamicDave 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:30

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MrHankey0123 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 6:57

yep 21

ecuaaa1 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:34

lmao

GorgeousBabii09 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:35

My hubby does this also, it's interesting to feel it "grow"....lmao

TRANscend08 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:30

I can get hard easily and at will, anyways, I like the feeling of becoming erect while it's already in. It's tricky to get this accomplished, but it feels great for both of us ^.^

kirakira333 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:38

how is this a FYL? I think it's an FHL if he can't even get a hard on when you're about to have sex...

Newbie21 1

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:54

lol @30

tman118 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:04

hot

amberceleste 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:04

lol @ 28 and 30!!!!!

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