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notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Privacy

whyme27 - - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Can't talk right now

Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Thanks dad…

Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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name2notforget 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:11

well...were you while you fell in the shower?

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:22

Your mom knows what's up with young people these days

tan976 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 6:25

Why did you say Ouch F@&$ in a really loud voice? That would of helped

blacklite69 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 9:31

Don't stress, he probably found the thought really sexy.

meganpineapple 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 17:48

lmao #7

Macoco2012 0

Monday 21 June 2010 6:59

EMBARRASSING!!!!

izzyisme42 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 11:08

eww thats disgusting... but thats so funny! i doubt he will call back tho. you should probably explain it to him.

BLAARGH 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:54

DONT LET YOUR MOTHER ANSWER THE PHONE YOU ******* MANDOUCHE

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Saturday 11 December 2010 12:22

your mom is awesome. if you were a guy and your mom told the girl you liked, this would have been an FML. Now, it's your mom helping you get the guy you want and possibly get you laid. get your mom some flowers or tell dad she's horny for him. jk ;)