Health, Family and Weird: Weird-ass family

Weird-ass family

By Anonymous - 27/07/2022 02:00

Today, my sister officially has no boundaries, as she just had her ass crack waxed and wanted me to check to see they got all the hair. I’m a guy by the way. FML

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Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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Wax on, wax off

By Anonymous - 19/07/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband asked me to wax his ass crack for him. It might have been funny or maybe even a kinky experience a few years ago, but now I had to navigate the wax around his haemorrhoid, which did start bleeding. I don’t get why he even wanted a smooth crack at our age. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:03

EWWWWWW! Guy or not, no one should ever be looking at a relatives ass crack, even for an innocent reason like that!

mike3775 36

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:08

I seriously hope you said “no @#$&ing way” to her

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:03

EWWWWWW! Guy or not, no one should ever be looking at a relatives ass crack, even for an innocent reason like that!

mike3775 36

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:08

I seriously hope you said “no @#$&ing way” to her

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 July 2022 4:28

Well, did they?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 27 July 2022 5:46

What the actual ****??

spinningrecords 14

Wednesday 27 July 2022 13:56

Return the favor the next time you get your ass crack waxed

tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 27 July 2022 18:31

Move to Rome. I heard it was up their alley at one time!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 July 2022 20:45

Whether you're a guy or a girl, that's totally weird and uncomfortable.

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