Ummmm… OK?

Lionman - 05/04/2012 05:11 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML
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mduffy08 8

It really can't get any more awkward.

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sillydumpling 0

Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter

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CinnamonRugby 5

Why would he describe the barbed penis? They should look like that shouldn't they?

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harrypotter955 19

I would say I Hate this FML but then I would be lion

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Birdie_Sage 0

It'll only get worse, dump your girlfriend and run away.

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skulskinator 5

Best 30 seconds of my life!

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sougstad 7

That calls for a drink with the old man

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babe7260 30

That's a pretty rare conversation ! You'd better hope he doesn't read FML lol

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immaMonsta 8

Well, look on the bright side, at least it can't get any more awkward than that.

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BunBunBabe 8

Who wouldn't be proud they can outlast a lion? :)

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