By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

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xlorawrz 9

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

18, hundreds of people die from shark attacks every year.

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hisbabygurl13 0

Lmfao(: Sorry tht sucks

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blackheart24 10

176- In case you didn't get that, it was a joke... People don't actually die from turkeys being thrown at them. 18 was making a joke, I don't think he was basing his comment off actual facts.

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blackheart24 10

176- In case you didn't get that, it was a joke... People don't actually die from turkeys being thrown at them. 18 was making a joke, I don't think he was basing his comment off actual facts.

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bubo_fml 10

I hope you showed the customer a "bigger one" & offered to "slice her meat" with a "big chopper!" ("Fnarr Fnarr!" says Finbar Saunders!)

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To_Die_For 7

Thanks giving nerves From her part I take it???? Tell her not to be soo slow next time I guess.

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Wizardly01 6

That's what she said.

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jurrac025 0

haha maybe you should have bigger turkeys... nah just kidding but that's just how some people are.

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anne4704 0

See if they were bigger she couldn't throw it at you.

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