Miscellaneous: Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift... - FML

By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

Monday 27 February 2012 8:53

Are you still pretty?

MelTheGreat 23

Monday 27 February 2012 8:55

guess he swept you off your feet.

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atomic_rectum 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:47

Eject!

skimonkey96 0

Friday 2 March 2012 6:02

Most lifties only look creepy but they are actually really nice people. I've been skiing for a dozen years, I've never met a liftie that was legitimately creepy.

mrz1177 11

Friday 17 August 2012 5:10

7 words in this FML had double letters

DontSaveMe 16

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:11

Woah! Are you ok OP? FYL indeed!!!!

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