Miscellaneous Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple... - FML

dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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-.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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Lo_Bolian - 25/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML

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nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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Grrrrrroooooooooss

Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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Trash

Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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oneleggedbeauty 0

Monday 6 February 2012 8:35

Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:36

In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food

musicluvr2000 11

Monday 6 February 2012 16:41

That. Is. Just. Disgusting.

adam2125 4

Monday 6 February 2012 16:45

I wasn't homeless!!!!!! Jk that's disgusting!

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Monday 6 February 2012 17:03

That literally almost made me vomit in my mouth.

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Monday 6 February 2012 17:08

Haha I've seen earwax and eye boogers consumed at my old job. It's awkward and you can't look away.

irishman1989 0

Monday 6 February 2012 17:11

Get a car if you don't want to see stuff like that

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Monday 6 February 2012 17:31

That's wrong on so many levels... I think he crossed the line of humanity...

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Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:10

Sure.

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Monday 6 February 2012 17:49

...then my stomach came up to my mouth and spilled. FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 18:04

It's one of those things where, 'what has been seen can not be unseen.' It will be with you.....forever! I bet you tried to look away and at first though , ' oh he is just popping it.' Then when you thought he was done, the unthinkable happened!

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Monday 6 February 2012 18:48

Eww that's nasty yuck ugh I would have punched him in his eye lol just kidding.

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Monday 6 February 2012 19:59

I gagged a little.....

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Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML

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