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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Dracula?

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Thursday 19 August 2010 20:07

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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Friday 20 August 2010 20:19

but more importantly is she a milf?

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Thursday 26 August 2010 5:42

That reminds me of an episode of My Name Is Earl.........i miss that show

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:28

I am sorry but this seems highly unlikely.

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Thursday 23 September 2010 3:33

I want your mother

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