Love: Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we...

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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robertd73 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:39

It sounds like he licks you.

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:33

ooohh thats so sexy

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brenton490 19

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:06

The real question here is did you lick him back?

irwingiggles 26

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:10

are you sure you weren't with a dog?

j_inks23 19

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:21

That's a keeper

PokeyPorcupine 18

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:27

Well he seems friendly.

rmsutton 20

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:35

Sounds like my boyfriend... Lucky for him, I was already in love with him BEFORE he started that. Doesn't make it any less gross then.

zombiekiller52 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:44

So this guy is a dog.

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:45

Sorry, this sounds like me

crazygeorgiaboy 6

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:46

haha maybe u taste Good

2ru 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:53

Would his name happen to be Wilfred?

aylind 18

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:53

I like him. You should keep him.

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