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By So Ashamed - 19/08/2016 22:56 - United Kingdom - Ramsgate

Today, while brushing my teeth I felt something snap and spat out a huge tooth fragment. Only after desperately checking all of my teeth did I realise the truth. It wasn't a piece of tooth, it was a huge piece of old, hardened plaque that broke away from in-between my molars. FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:04

Someone needs to take a trip to the dentist.

Yahya25 9

Sunday 21 August 2016 2:24

Are you sure it wasn't a filling?

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:04

Someone needs to take a trip to the dentist.

Yahya25 9

Sunday 21 August 2016 2:24

Are you sure it wasn't a filling?

EuphEuphEuph 10

Tuesday 23 August 2016 5:21

Are you sure it wasn't a filling? A couple months ago I was chewing gum and all of a sudden my front tooth's filling just... fell off. Go to the dentist OP and get your teeth checked out!

Therebepeople 13

Sunday 4 September 2016 17:33

I feel like there is a joke about British teeth in there somewhere...

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