Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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theonlynia 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:41

racist dick.

bobena66 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:11

REALLY? like why are so many people saying this is funny...he is clearly misusing the meme, and this makes no sense, but whatever, op is a fag.

4ugu4 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 7:30

oh dude u just went to far with using hand motions... xP

Reinhard_Xenon 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:03

a hole

CrazyInsanityChi 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:56

Just because they're Asian doesn't mean they don't speak English, idiot.

antichrist666 0

Monday 30 May 2011 10:15

ha dick

techweed 12

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:37

fjfskw

magentaballoon15 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:14

Just continue speking slowly and drop in the occasional "I don't speak much English, sorry"

alinka_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:23

I would have also smacked you in the face

bonnie_vb8 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:10

hahaha ******* classic

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