By Firepussy911 - 14/06/2018 06:22

Spicy
Today, my husband decided to literally spice things up. He put a "small amount" of hot-sauce in our lubricant without telling me. He thought 1,000,000 Scoville units would make me cum. The only one who came was the paramedic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 891
You deserved it 511

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Give that fool ass a habanero handjob. To say 'thank you'.

You ****** the paramedic?!?! That’s some swift and savage revenge!

Comments

He thought skin irritation would be sexy?

Burle 17

Give that fool ass a habanero handjob. To say 'thank you'.

chocolate019 6

Whooooooshhh (the Hoke flying over your head)

You ****** the paramedic?!?! That’s some swift and savage revenge!

chichichimcgee 1

No the paremetic came to the house

You have your interpretation, I have mine.

irenke 14

Wouldn’t it have affected him, too?

If he was wearing a condom, probably not.

Using irritant lube and got himself a condom? That is a dick move... I suggest next time apply the hot-sauce INSIDE the rubber...

I hope the divorce is cheaper than the treatment.

FishyFishy 12

How about you spice things up by adding a divorce to the mix of things?!

OP, use that same lube on your strap-on for him to enjoy the new, improved "ring of fire!"