By sadCowboysfan - 13/08/2018 10:29 - Canada - Ajax

Today, there was a swim competition at my college. During my race, my speedo started slipping. Not wanting to lose for the team, I kept going even after it came off. After my turn, I had to wait on the deck, totally naked, because coaches can’t help the swimmers. FML
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sadCowboysfan 20

OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won

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RichardPencil 30

Were your 6 brothers with bigger penises there to heckle you?

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thelittlem 15

You know it's funny that people need to say things like this on fmls like the OP doesn't already know this.

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LeoCor 19

But you don’t tie up speedos??

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FishyFishy 12

Maybe you should have sped backwards to get them!

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ChromoTec 24

The camera shutters weren't the only flashing things that night

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Dave_Davington 33

I see we've yet to ask the most important question of all. Shrinkage, how much was there?

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pjsr 32

Cold water + hard exercise = shrinkage FYL

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Donut_Wizard 23

Just think of it as a small rudder to help you steer.

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RichardPencil 30

Were your 6 brothers with bigger penises there to heckle you?

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Davros 12

dude, they said swimsuit, not birthday suit.

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