Miscellaneous: Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my... - FML

By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

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elinhjortskull 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

He's sexy and he knows it.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:07

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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j_cat187 19

Monday 2 January 2012 6:09

Fu*kit I'm down.

meggy1625 6

Monday 2 January 2012 6:27

bring on 2012!!!

FreddyAmazin 0

Monday 2 January 2012 6:49

Happy 2012!

Shankillbutcher 0

Monday 2 January 2012 7:00

Omg that's funny

morelli11458 0

Monday 2 January 2012 7:06

That's easily gonna make 2012 a better year than 2011. Unless next year it's your grandpa instead of your uncle.

megaswamp 0

Monday 2 January 2012 7:51

It's puts the oil it's skin or it's gets the hose again

Ilovevinny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 9:32

What are you doing, watching him do that? Dude that is nasty

KK3137 31

Monday 2 January 2012 12:15

Was he watching America's Next Top Model? I saw the models do that on there...

Epic_Monster 2

Monday 2 January 2012 19:12

Well.... your uncle certainly enjoyed that night

ThisIsSpicy 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 2:51

Maybe his resolution was to have really moisturized skin...

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