Miscellaneous: Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too...

By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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Sunday 1 March 2009 5:28

what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around

ReallyMike 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:37

#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Monday 22 September 2014 17:55

First world problems...

pinkstardust 9

Wednesday 12 August 2015 22:50

But it's her job to clean dirty rooms WTF

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