By shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML
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shrdlu 28

Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.

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blackstar994 5

They're all his now.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

#19, that's not the bright side...it's the brown side.

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Horcruxer 0

Hope it didn't get on a $90 moisturizer bottle

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Poetaster 10

Yea, I mark my territory too.. So what?

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jcskh12 2

"This one's mine, and this one's mine, and this one's mine..."

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PeeNaught 3

That's hilarious. I'd just laugh it off, seriously. Just saying.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

Did you rub his nose on the presents and yell 'Ho ho ho, ************!'?

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BrewCityMatt 5

It's time to put him down, Old Yellar style

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Lord_Nord 4

At least OP had the good sense to wrap!

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shrdlu 28

@rulezdunmatter #143/141 - Thanks! I hope to see more FMLs from me too. My previous 99 FMLs only got seen by the moderators (anyone who clicks "Moderate the FMLs" at the top of every page here).

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