By sexisdead - 31/07/2016 17:16

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Today, my wife discovered Cosmopolitan magazine, and now only wants to have sex if I agree to try some of their sex tips. I fear for my genitals. FML
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doemetoch 28

As a woman who doesn't read Cosmopolitan, I have to ask: what on earth do they give as sex tips that you need to have this fear?

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Kakapo4Ever 11

Let's be honest OP, this could be worse..

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taroschain 11

Offer an exchange and say you'll follow Cosmo tips if she reenacts porno scenes. (Backdoor ***** 9, anyone?) If she says it's not the same, remind her that at least with **** you can vouch that the positions are physically possible. (don't let her get a copy of the 50 Shades issue)

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badoldbob61 7

Say no prob. Then say to be fair when I try one from your mag you need to try one from my mag. Then break oyt a Hustler.

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