Today, my two year old son told me that Tide Pods look like candy....

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By MadelaFamme - 31/01/2018 17:38

Today, my two year old son told me that Tide Pods look like candy. I've failed as a parent. FML

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Tim Carver 9

Friday 2 February 2018 18:54

he's two.. of course it looks like candy... it's when he's 10 and KNOWS what it is

Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 13:18

Why do you think they say on pill bottles and other such things to keep away from children under the age of 10 or so? He is way to young to understand they truly are and the dangers. You didn't fail as a parent

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Tim Carver 9

Friday 2 February 2018 18:54

he's two.. of course it looks like candy... it's when he's 10 and KNOWS what it is

lukesick1 12

Monday 5 February 2018 13:00

Sadly the "Tide Pod Challenge" was a meme about getting rid of idiots... sadly it worked

Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 13:18

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