Health: Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired,...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:58

dumbass nice job spraying yourself.

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Thursday 7 July 2011 0:00

that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not

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cleolappost 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:33

I just read your entry out loud to my 8yr old and even she said that was stupid!!!! lmaoffff!!!!

Tyurguy 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:38

Nice job dumbass

pan1cked 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:40

um, that was really stupid.

babygirlc1 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:41

why would you test it?

uxbx 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:47

just because the pepper stay expired doesn't mean it's not going to hurt anymore. my bullets expired the other day you wanna test those?

nonelikeworms 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:47

Whyyyyyyy??

Karen93_fml 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:47

Ahaha wow your smart.

shelbers04 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:52

why... why would you EVER spray yourself???

jmf62 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:53

Wow you are dumb. Really really freaking dumb.

sophiagotswag 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:56

Oh yeah, because it's smart to test if pepper spray is expired or not on yourself.

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