By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
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wobbly1 16

How long has she had a drinking problem?

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MDoremis 38

Who in their right mind does that?! Reading that made my own **** hurt. Geeze.

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flashback.miss 28

was she drunk?!

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1dvos_grl3 21

My attention went far away from your comment and straight to your picture..

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Ohshitdude 21

I've seen plenty of people attempt and fail horribly at piercings without being drunk. It's quite comical actually.

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Darkcamzy 10

It was cheaper than going somewhere tho so that's all that matters right?

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TrippingOnAcid 29

#72 I don't think people appreciated the sarcasm of your comment. Better luck next time.

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justinemalang1 14

Drunk or not, that's way out of the line.

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Kyze_Ninja 10

65, no one wants to go to your YouTube account, advertise elsewhere

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wobbly1 16

How long has she had a drinking problem?

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tossaway2321 5

I'm thinking she takes things a lot worse than alcohol

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MDoremis 38

Who in their right mind does that?! Reading that made my own **** hurt. Geeze.

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Enslaved 36

I was curious and just finished watching a DIY video of a guy piercing his own nipple. He was shaking like crazy from the pain but it looks like he did a great job and took precautions to prevent infection.

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PerditaDessa 38

I had one of mine done in the shop and the other I did at home. It doesn't hurt that badly. The biggest part of doing them at home is making sure everything is clean enough.

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14

You probably have a high pain tolerance. I have a very low pain tolerance and fear infections. My piercings were all done at an APP certified shop. Kudos to you! I'm not that brave... ?

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Honestly, risking am infection or damage if you place it badly, especially somewhere like a nipple seems very stupid to save probably 20 quid (or the Denmark equivalent)? I'm not sure how much piercings cost there.

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cari_cat 19

Glad I'm not the only one who felt the pain reading this! So much could go wrong and its not even expensive or embarrassing to get a professional to do it :/

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KeannaLove 32

Definitely wasn't the breast.

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Epickitty58 29

You're trying way too hard to make that work. Face facts-it never will.

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photographer49 22

#8 you took an already crappy pun and made it worse

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Johnnycake23 42

I'm sorry everyone! I have brought great shame to my family!

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Retaheki 27

You have brung the greatu DISHONOR on your famiry. You must commit seppuku.

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brandoneyez1 25

The scream should have been the first clue this wast a good idea.

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Llama_Man2000 26

At least it's better than finding her in a seriously badge threatening state.

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

I'm pretty sure that piercing yourself while on the toilet breaks a majority of rules professionals have to follow.

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