Roommate, Art and Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate asked for my opinion of her new painting....

By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 04:46 - United States - Diana

Today, my roommate asked for my opinion of her new painting. The same painting I hand-painted for over ten hours. She apparently thought it was a gift. She won't give it back. FML

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Thursday 4 September 2014 15:32

Can't you just take it back? And lock your room...

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Thursday 4 September 2014 15:32

Yell "This is Sparta" then kick her in the chest and take it back.

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fantasyworld 37

Saturday 11 July 2015 2:39

Steal it back. I would start putting your name on your artwork.

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