Kids: Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes,...

By oops123 - 16/07/2012 14:38 - United States

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 18:54

Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.

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Comments

sturnbull 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:25

Watta kid. Great!

Brilliant66star 17

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:47

At least his new neighbor-girl will be unknowingly getting him off on another, more disturbing level, now that he's older. Think, what will his 'Goodbye & thanks' to her be when he's 17 or 18 years old & moving again..?