Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At...

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:05

You should cut his wifes grass

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kellinowlin 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:10

this is funny cause as I'm reading this and putting my kids to bed at 9 pm, my neighbor started mowing his lawn.

CTM0 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:35

I do that because it gets to hot during the day were I live not at two but at like eight

Satan_101 8

Monday 25 July 2011 17:56

I feel your pain XD Same thing happened too me Lol

123ilovejustinb 12

Monday 30 July 2012 9:57

Same thing happened to me

Billy_Badass 4

Thursday 25 October 2012 22:37

Is your neighbor on meth?

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