Miscellaneous: Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving....

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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Thursday 23 December 2010 9:09

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well...technically u were...technically

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coldasfire 23

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:15

You should've confronted her BEFORE she got on the road if you watched her take the sleeping pills

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 4 July 2015 1:57

You did the right thing.

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