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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

LMA0 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:55

Haha awkward! :p

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insurednotoriety 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 11:05

You deserved it, but passing out on the floor naked after a night of partying is something that happens to everyone sooner or later. At least you had the common decency to sleep on the floor, one of my friends has the bad habit of getting wasted and mistaking his mom and dad's bed for his own. He's done it three times now that I'm aware of, because he told me. So yeah, the kitchen floor suddenly doesn't seen like such a bad idea now, huh? lol

DeathMetalJesus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:34

now that is a mother

highsheep 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:09

Today, my mom was cool. FML

Nonsaway 1

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:55

At least she didn't flip a tit on you...

surfergirl327 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:52

Just one of those nights haha.

guskaufman62 1

Monday 23 January 2012 6:40

FYL!!! Your mom too!

dishsoap10 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:03

Failtacular.

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