Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made me drink some oatmeal because it was healthy....

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2016 15:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom made me drink some oatmeal because it was healthy. Turns out, she added the laxatives I was supposed to take. I haven't let the bathroom all day. FML

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C8H18 33

Friday 8 July 2016 17:44

Drink? Pardon my ignorance, but I've never heard of drinking oatmeal. Did she put it in the blender and make an odd oatmeal smoothy?

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 9 July 2016 22:46

How the **** do you drink oatmeal?

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dwilliams2081 10

Friday 8 July 2016 7:51

I feel you, ive been there too

C8H18 33

Friday 8 July 2016 17:44

Drink? Pardon my ignorance, but I've never heard of drinking oatmeal. Did she put it in the blender and make an odd oatmeal smoothy?

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 9 July 2016 22:46

How the **** do you drink oatmeal?

MercyRoseLiddell 8

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:30

I think having to drink the oatmeal should have been your first clue.

Tyrax 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:02

I think we're all thinking, "How do you drink oatmeal?" Your mother is strange, OP.

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