Miscellaneous: Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent... - FML

By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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Lizo_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:23

send em and i'll be the judge of that

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 12 December 2011 7:52

You sound like a bitch.

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ah_haha 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:10

is your mum Madonna??

MetallicaRules19 4

Monday 27 September 2010 13:22

brisbane ftw i live in logan lol

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:48

Is your mom Danielle Steele??

Lizo_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:23

send em and i'll be the judge of that

myfruitloop 0

Friday 29 April 2011 9:36

pics or it didn't happen?

xTiDWoPx 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:35

Attractive

paleknight47 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:45

Haha I would throw up excessivly if... Ugh I can't even... Imagine and I really don't want to LOL

happygoluckyhh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 12 December 2011 7:52

You sound like a bitch.

IconicFML 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 21:19

Well first off, OP was stating her mom was being "provocative" not "proactive"..…

idoc300 11

Wednesday 30 April 2014 23:18

You're*

KonM4N4Life 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:45

Ewww on so many levels..

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:54

holy sh!t. I feel SO bad for you!

GodOfBeer 5

Friday 24 July 2009 18:50

share em!

spaghetti542 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:13

Pics or it DIDNT HAPPEN!!! (had to say it)

Madelinexo 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:44

WTF is wrong with you?

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