Kids: Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a... - FML

By Gross... - 16/08/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

AcidLacedBong 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:53

Send him to Americas got talent!!

doctor_awesome 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:53

ass straws. so you can use your mouth for more important things.

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jpallan 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:26

Having your sibling announce, in not so many words, that he's an klismaphile is definitely up there on, "Oh, yes, that definitely sucks to have to know."

lebronsucks 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:27

Send him to the circus!! Lol

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:01

The problem is when he squirts it back out... in the pool.

fmlham 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:03

STFU

heyred 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:25

That kid has got mad skillz!!

charadeyouare 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:27

How old is he???

guitgod1 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:42

cool story (lil') bro

Futacy 29

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:07

does he know how to crap it back into the pool too?

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:22

I didn't know this was possible? O.O

lilmillion22 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:29

That's cool! I'm serious! How???

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