Intimacy: Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 15:22 - China - Shanghai

Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML

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By Married Life 101 - 16/05/2019 02:41

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

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By atsukobo - 10/03/2012 06:04 - United States

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

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By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML

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drakem 7

Friday 15 August 2014 23:24

Maybe he's just into unconscious sex.

billiejoeinabox 7

Saturday 16 August 2014 1:08

Pretty sure unconscious sex is rape...

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