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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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cBlackout 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:53

YDI. No really. You deserve to have a better gf.

taserlase 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:20

i really hope this is a fake because if not then i have lost all faith in my generation.

mickeygirl 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:29

Tell her **** off, he's MINE!!!

lordEast 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:09

Hey at least she didn't then try to kill you

cda2299 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:39

It's ur fault for watching a Taylor Laughtener movie dipshit. Of course she's gonna break up with u after seein him with his shirt off

seriouslythat 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:58

Not as ugly as Robert Pattinson or however you spell his name...

DomoLaDii 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:01

twilight got to her head....

Vagrarian 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:04

Oh no! That's horrible! Your stupid shallow girlfriend dumping you because of some immature movie star crush has totally ruined your life!

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:06

Oh for the love if god!! This is pathetic. How old is this girl?

MoZZie_fml 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:27

at least it wasn't the sparkly vampire

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